Instant Gratification

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via khaleesinewbooty)

hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

(via fake-mermaid)

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

(via musicisallaroundyouandme)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via gaymeofthrones)

earthdad:

*drinks a gatorade instead of a soda*

healthy

(via alfonzo133)