Instant Gratification

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate, via fake-mermaid)

gwenstafani:

*chooses prettiest female character to play as in video game*

(via welfarebarbie)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh, via lnalloweentown)

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

(via lnalloweentown)

kuzuryuusan:

i hate when you’re outside and the sun

(Source: mikleos, via lindsayolohan)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via lindsayolohan)

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via fake-mermaid)

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via fake-mermaid)